President Fucktardiprompter
barrack hussein obama a.k.a. barry soetoro a.k.a. barry obama jr.
goofus: did you see our president’s speech last night? i cried i was so moved. he’s so articulate. i have black friends, you know.
gallant: no, i watched the falsely elected president f-cktardiprompter read from strategically placed screens out of view with pre-written speeches scrolling on them.
all he does is plagiarize martin luther king speeches or deval patrick speeches anyway.
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