President Obama
g-d help us all.
-“president obama has a nice ring to it”
-“yeah, so does higher taxes, inexperience, and empty promises.”
different color, same sh-t.
“president obama is bringing hope and change”
“sure he is”
the 44th president of the united states of america. first president of african heritage. often mistaken as the first african american president. mr. obama is 1/2 white and 1/2 black otherwise known as mulatto. correct terminology would be the first mulatto president. mr. obama was born in hawaii, raised by his white mother and her white parents who sent mr. obama to a predominant white highschool and white college. his success is attributed to his white upbringing. his father an african male, failed to have any influence in his life and abandoned mr. obama at an early age. mr. obama obtained notarity for “hope and change” but continued with racist remarks with his public address of his white grandmother who paid for his private education and his ivy league schooling as a “typical white woman” thus causing many white supporters to become disillusioned with the hope and change of his campaign.
president obama is the 44th president of the united states of america
the 44th president of the united states
the entire nation watched on january 20th, 2009, as barack hussein obama became president obama.
president elect of the united states 2008-2016. a man who gets no credit for anything that goes right in america and gets the blame for every conceivable thing that goes wrong. everything from the benghazi attack, to the drunken neighbor rummaging through your garbage, to the hooker who gave you crabs, it’s all obama’s fault, at least according to partisan hacks on the far-right.
those of us not living in a vacuous bubble can see through the corporate media smokescreen and recognize his many accomplishments. of course his presidency has been far from perfect, but it is not the complete disaster the right-wing noise machine wants you to believe, either.
early 2009: the dow jones industrial average reaches an all time low of 6,500 points
tea party: that kenyan muslim socialist is ruining the economy!
may 2, 2011: after nearly 10 years on the run, osama bin laden is finally captured and killed
tea party: …
september 11, 2012: the american consulate at benghazi, libya is attacked
tea party: obama’s fault!! impeach!!!!!
october 29, 2012: hurricane sandy devastates the east coast of the u.s.
tea party: obama created the storm with haarp to win the election!!!
november 2013: the dow jones industrial average reaches an all time high of 16,000 points on the anniversary of president obama’s reelection
tea party: …
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