presidential assassination
a presidential -ss-ssination is when you are giving a public speech at a podium and you -j-c-l-t- onto the back of the podium while no one’s looking.
“dude! my debate speech was extra special cause i totally pulled a “presidential -ss-ssination” during my final argument.”
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