Presidential Slampiece
a term used to categorize the hook up partners specific to the president of a sorority or fraternity. the stress level related with being president of a greek organization is so high that it is essential the president is constantly getting laid in order to carry out their responsibilities. a sp-ce filler between relationships whose job requires answering 2am booty calls, cooking dinner and frequent back m-ssages.
president: i called the presidential slampiece last night, at like 2am.
sister: oh yea?
president: yeah he came over but i’m keeping him around until someone better happens.
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