press check
the act of pressing ones hand on a supposid girls crotch to check for a p-n-s. this act is to help discover if a “woman” is truely a tranny or not.
the term press check was lifted from the firearm community when dealing with firearms. in this form, the act is to check to see if the firearm has a round in the chamber. similar to the the other definition — checking to see if the “girl” is loaded.
“what!?! you got blown by a tranny in thailand? you didn’t do a press check before you dropped trow? i call bullsh-t, f-ggot!”
a device or large box shaped object that has been reported to be able to diagnose problems on a printing press by some magical method.
the press check cost a lot of real money not magical money.
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