press ham
to press one’s bare -ss up against a window of sorts, often in a moving vehicle, for the purpose of displaying it to the unfortunate fellows on the other side of the window.
every time we see a school bus on the road, we p-ss it and press ham.
3 more definitions
to “moon” or show your bare -ss to someone while pressing the -ss up against gl-ss.
jamie decided he was going to press ham on the window at the local mc donald’s and all the cheerleaders screamed.
to spread your -ss cheeks and touch your cornhole up against something or someone.
my -ss was ripe when i press hammed that persons face when they fell asleep at the party.
to sit, bare–ssed, directly on a toilet seat.
h-ll no, i don’t press ham on public toilets.
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