Pressert
pressert (n) a noun meaning any dessert type food consumed before a meal.
origin: it was first established as a main stream word in montana in august of 2002. while ridding the great divide mtn bike route from canada to mexico fire captain benjamin iii and aaron, in search of a great deal of calories to sustain the constant days of riding carrying 35kilo’s of gear, would at every meal consume 2 desserts, the one after the meal was of course dessert,the one before the meal became know as pressert. the word has been used by them ever since.
dessert you have before a meal
eating icecream for pressert always gives me froobs
when a girl gives a bl-w j-b and swallows, before eating dinner
becky made a great sammich for derek’s lunch, so he rewarded her with a pressert that night.
the sweet treat you eat before having lunch or dinner. a portmanteau of “pre” and “dessert”. sometimes but not always replacing a “real” dessert.
we ate chocolate bars in the car on the way to dinner. peanut b-tter cups, the perfect pressert.
the act of eating dessert before a meal
also, eating a chick out before you get nasty with ‘er
jameson is fat, he has pressert and dessert with every meal
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