preston kelly
also known as “spotty dotty” this pet-te bundle of joy is the perf combination of cl-ss, s-ss, looks, t-ts, -ss, sl-ttiness, and intelligence. fellas grab her while she’s hott.
“preston kelly, what’s the deal for tonight?”
” umm well i have to go to the library and stay up with my studies but after that i’ll go to bob’s and drop it like it’s hot on the dance floor and one of these fratastic boys will come swoop me up, hehe. ”
” you’re a goddess”
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