pretard
the moment just before you become a full blown r-t-rd.
when you thought that thought, you became a pr-t-rd. thus becoming a postard.
a young r-t-rd or tard
someone destined to be stupid due to the stupidity of one or both parents
rachel, you are a pr-t-rd
their child will be pr-t-rded
an idiot who has not progressed to full “r-t-rdation”. a person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.
jerry was such a pr-t-rd at the game; he wouldn’t stop bothering claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.
a person who enjoys the hackery spewed out by kevin j anderson (the hack) and brian herbert (the other guy).
“what, he likes mcdune? what a pr-t-rd!”
a person who pre-drinks before heading out to a bar, but consumes so much that when it comes time to go, they’re too wasted to be allowed into the bar.
d-mn, bob, you drank way too much. there’s no way they’ll let a pre-tard like you into the bar.
noun: preteen r-t-rd
a stupid kid, ages 9-12 on xbox live or any other online gaming service. they swear a lot but don’t know what the word they just said means 85% percent of the time. they scream like h-ll, think they are cool when really they are just douche bags. they never shut up, especially in the halo pre and post games, during that time they are annoying as h-ll unless your a troll.
believe it or not, i actually partied up with this one pr-t-rd who didn’t even know how to boot me off his party.
(at pre-game)
pr-t-rd: h-llo f-ckers whats up!!!!!!!!!!!
regular gamer: h-llo
pr-t-rd: h-llo imma f-ck you all up
troll: do you even know what f-ck means you little pr-t-rd
gamer: tehee xd
pr-t-rd: yea, your mom!
troll: -lolz- but what does f-ck mean in the dictionary
pr-t-rd: -shuts up but starts screaming again later-
-during game-
pr-t-rd bertays everyone and the troll betrays him just to p-ss him off back
(n) 1. one who is too stupid to be a r-t-rd. 2. one who will require a net gain in intelligence to be considered merely r-t-rded.
i told my brother the pr-t-rd that he could borrow my car last night, if he’d put some gas in it. he put in just enough to get home, so now it’s sitting in the driveway and out of gas.
a person who is both pretentious and r-t-rded.
e.g. that alton brown dude on iron chef is such a pr-t-rd.
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