Preteentious
noun; adjective: pop culture that is over-appreciated by preteens that look down their un-knowing noses at anyone who doesn’t “get it.”
dad a: i had to go see les mis again. five times, now.
dad b: mine’s addicted to twilight and hunger games.
dad c: i had to go to see justin bieber.
dad d: it wouldn’t be so bad except they’re so preteentious about it. make one peep about not wanting to see the same movie 9 times and suddenly i’m a horrible parent.
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