Pretend
a game played by children using their imaginations in the absence of material games. contrary to popular belief, pretend came before role-playing games, f-cker.
pretend is awesome because you can do anything you want.
to pay for an item or service in advance
the new i-phone would be in such high demand that bob went to the i-store ahead of the release date to pretend.
pre·tned audio pr-nunciation of “pretned” ( p ) pr-nunciation key (prt-ned)
v. pre·tned·end, pre·tned·ning, pre·tnedzor
v. tr.
1. to give a false appearance of (in l33t); feign: you had to pretned you w3rn’t a reral n00b
2. to claim or allege insincerely or falsely (in l33t); prof3ss: doesn’t pretned t0 be l33t.
3. to represent not reral in play (in l33t); make believe: pretneded they were settin’ up da bomb.
4. to take upon oneself (in l33t); venture: i cannot pretned t0 say that you sux0r.
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