pretender
hilary duff, avril, kevin federline and more.
oh my god…how the h-ll did those pretenders get famous?!
a woman who initially attempts to give men the impression that she is a prude and does not indulge in casual s-x, but behind closed doors, she is very kinky and more than willing to engage in short-term, non-monogamous ‘casual’ s-x with a man.
do you know linda? linda is a pretender and a closet freak. when she is at church, she behaves as if she will not have s-x unless she’s married, but if she is attracted to you, she will have s-x with you the same night you first make her acquaintance.
i hate women who are pretenders. they act all innocent, wholesome, and s-xually conservative in public, then later you find out that they have videos of themselves partic-p-ting in an orgy.
i love seducing women who are pretenders. when you talk dirty to them, at first they act offended … but then minutes later, they will usually let you know that your erotic dirty talk has them turned on. they love to present a prudish façade to men in order to prevent being labeled a “sl-t” or a promiscuous wh-r-
a cross dresser
i thought i saw a hot chick, but then i saw the adams apple…dude’s a pretender
the act of masturbating, but having no feeling, thus “pretending” someone else is giving you a hand job.
apply a rubber band to base of ones p-n-s (to lose personal feeling- see step 2 of voyeur), then beat that meat like an polish butcher.
last night i struck out at the club, so i went home and enjoyed a “pretender”. this dude waxed my rocket like a nasa janitor.
Read Also:
- program people
persons who are members of twelve-step groups (programs), e.g., aa, na, ca, ma, sa, sla, oa, coda, and pa. bill hangs out only with program people since he got sober.
- pull a shifty
when you do something behind everyone’s back without anyone finding out. person one : “did i ever tell you that i slept with that swamp-donkey six months ago after their house party?” person two : “no you did not! i cannot believe that you could pull a shifty like that with me, i thought we […]
- Pulling a Molly
being nerdy, doing nerdy things. pretty much acting like a school tryhard. of course you can replace the name with anything. “omg did you see that?” “what?” “the same poster twice in a row, that’s soooo redundant!” “dude, you need to stop pulling a molly. is leading someone on unintentionally… if you go to a […]
- Spacker Car
originally was a small blue fibregl-ss 3 wheeled trike given to disabled people on the motability scheme in the 70`s & 80`s. nowadays a low rent p-ss poor people carrier such as base spec zafira`s, vauxhall agila`s & the dreaded kia sedona in dull colours qualify as being modern sp-cker cars. you feel like a […]
- KVPAC
kvpac is the acronym for katy visual and performing arts which is a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization whose mission is educating, healing & unifying through the arts. located is katy, texas me: kvpac is my home away from home! i love it! i take theatre and art cl-sses there. friend: no way! kvpac puts on the […]