pretendinitis
the pain and discomfort endured while having a tedious conversation, usually the result of long periods of smiling and nodding. facial muscles can be eased periodically with generic comments such as “oh really?”, “uh-huh”, and “that’s crazy.”
pretty long, i started to get pretendinitis
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