Pretendo

a parody video game system to nintendo featured in an episode of nickelodeon’s doug.
dude, like let’s totally play pretendo.

awesome possum, dude, but you’re totally ruining my life!
west coast term. better then stress but not as good as chronic… or sh-tty -ss chronic or bomb -ss stress

can get a 8th for about 10 or 15 dollars
ayo i dont got much money so ima just get some pretendo
the game system that a small child is -actually- playing, as opposed to one that they -think- they are playing, when you give them a controller that is not connected to anything.
player 1: jane, come over and we can gank some scrubs on call of duty!
player 2: i don’t think so wendy, your kid gets upset when she doesn’t get to play.
player 1: don’t worry about that, she’s like, 4. i can just let her hold a spare controller and she can play the pretendo!
pretend endo, very potent stress with a high similar to chronic.
that’s some bammer weed, where’s all the pretends (pretendo) at?!
fake, weak, not very potent weed. a parody of endo.
i know a lot of ya’ll n-gg-z out there think you smokin’ dro, but you actually smokin pretendo!
-young buck
some one that thinks they know what they’re talking about when it comes to video games or high tech gadgets.
max is such a pretendo he said that the “gravity hammer is what all the pros use”. when everybody knows that grav hammers are for noobs.
or
the only reason matt took comp tech was to play games and watch clips of last night’s football game.
a cheap rip-off “nintendo” console/device that plays nintendo or nintendo-esque 8-bit games. usually comes in extremely cheap packaging, is never found in retail stores, and runs on aa batteries with a/v outputs on the device.
dude 1: dude, go play your pretendo and shut up.
dude 2: i’ll kick your -ss at a game of pac-man…
dude 1: mario brothers.
dude 2: you’re on.
dude 1: well, as soon as you find it in this list of 76,000 duplicate games…