Pretendult
an individual with pretensions of adulthood and independence, who in actuality has their bills and lifestyle needs provided for primarily by their parent’s resources. a person who cannot support their lifestyle on their own, but actively overlooks or minimizes the fact that their parents are providing for them, often through a long-distance monetary umbilical.
“i’m totally going to be making a trip out to mexico soon, i’m gonna be living it large.” -unspoken is the detail that they are being taken by their parents as part of a family vacation.
-any college student or beyond who has their rent paid by their parents, but ostentatiously complains about how ‘tough’ their situation is, as though they were the ones handling it.
-an average member of ‘generation fail’, who has been paid through college but failed utterly to be marginally independent, is often a pretendult.
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