Pretentious asshole
one who attempts to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.
especially true in the art scene.
hey joe, did you notice that pretentious -sshole hipster that drinks starbucks, owns more than one apple product, wears clothes every other hipster wears, and manages to convince herself that she is alternative and therefore superior compared to her peers?
joe: yeah, so true.
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