pretentious wanker
someone whose personal self esteem is so low they need to:
a) amplify their importance (or lack thereof) by quoting their education after their names when demanding things they deem to be their right.
b) surround themselves with other persons of like ilk (other pretentious w-nkers) such as members of the insular academia cl-ss (see also just-another w-nker)
c) confirm what a c-nt they are
letter received by court clerk regarding mediation:
“i was so insulted by the mediator when she actually confirmed my ex husbands position and stated he had rights, in contradiction to my own confirmed opinion. (signed) e. bygoomb bsc msc vd(with bar)”
clerk of the court “bl–dy h-ll. another letter from the pretentious w-nker, e. bygoomb”.
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