pretty please
an extra cute way to say please. no man can say no to a “pretty please”.
girl: can you please paint my toenails?
boy: f-ck no
girl: (pouty-lipped) pretty please?
boy: gimme the d-mn polish
1. n. an email or personal request for -ssistance with a task, especially expedited -ssistance. 2. v. to make or send such a request.
jeb sent me a prettyplease asking if i’d help him bury his wife before the sheriff found out.
i prettypleased zylphia to move our order to the head of the line.
an irresistible way for a girl to say please. also featured in a p-rnographic movie between lexi belle and her fict-tious sugar daddy.
lexi belle: “pretty please daddy, c-m in my mouth!”
an ugly person. usually refering to a female.
you: “did you see sarah’s new look? i think she is so pretty with shorter hair.”
me: “pretty please. she looks like a 12 year old boy with that hair style. in fact, it looks like a 12 year old boy styled her hair.”
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