pretty woman syndrome
the pretty woman syndrome, which carries the accronym pws, refers to an ailment afflicting men who fail in love with women from dysfunctional backgrounds or with personalities which render them emotional unavailable. this affliction is prevalent amongst “good guys” which are usually well off and believe they can “save” the target of their affection. in turn, the object of their interest, they believe, shall be eternally grateful and love them forever. pws is the female equivalent of florence nightengale syndrome. both are qualified as jesus complexes.
chris went to a strip bar on friday night and got 12 lap dances from jessica, again. its 2 weeks in a row. i think he’s falling for her.
this is the second stripper he falls for. he really has a bad case of pretty woman syndrome!
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