Pretz
someone that has mastered the art of h-m-caveing his gay lover.
what is a h-m-cave you ask? well first, you need at least two men. after f-cking one guy in the -ss to stretch him out, the man inserts his fist into the -ss of the other man. after f-stf-cking him for a while, he pulls out his hand which will leave a gaping hole known as the h-m-cave.
there are many variations of the h-m-cave, including the flooded h-m-cave. after the h-m-cave is created, a series of 10+ h-rny men will -j-c-l-t- into the gapage filling it up with s-m-n. this usually leads to the famous h-m-shake which somelike like pretz would eagerly do like the c-m hungry sl-t he is.
after giving his lover a huge flooded h-m-cave and drinking the h-m-shake out of it, pretz enjoys squatting over the gaping h-m-cave and sh-tting into it. this is known as the coal filled h-m-cave. finally, pretz lays down while his lover flushes out the h-m-cave onto xazmit’s face.
pretz is a man lover this is true.
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a deliciously crunchy stick-shaped salty j-panese snack food that comes is lots of flavors like corn,honey, and pizza. often eaten by wapanese and otaku as their food of choice at anime conventions.
“hey, p-ss me some of those pretz…and while your at it give me some of your pocky too…domo!
involves a girl you really want to have s-x with. you take her home, rip that b-tches clothes off, take her legs and fold them in pretzel formation and just start pounding.
this b-tch is about to get pretzed.
(noun) an uneducated young man with no ambition whatsoever. he is often referred to as a pathetic simpleton who does not understand the importance of knowledge.
“he failed his exams? such a pretz.”
“keep on studying son. you don’t want to grow up to be a pretz.”
“that pretz is such an idiot.”
i’m a d-ck lick, -ss f-cking, p-n-s j-zzing h-m-salad f-ck. i love to watch men have s-x and wack my gorilla off. then after i do that i love to suck a man’s d-ck and toss his h-m-f-ck. i love to molest little boys cause im a little brit f-ck. hah h-m-salad 4 life.
kekekeekek bend your -ss over ohnoes.. i have my 2 inch to shove in your -ss. then you can kill yourself.
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