pretzel

an imminent threat. has struck once. failed. will strike again.
afghani terrorists planted pretzels in america. so bush invaded iraq.
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the act of sitting close to a person, side-by-side, but facing opposite directions, and interlocking one arm each to form a pretzel.
this could be considered a prequel to cuddling, since resting your head on their shoulder, nuzzling, and tracing your fingers over their arm, etc. is acceptable, and expected.
on the base system it would be before first base; and on the snogging scale it would be an approximate 2.5.
like a one armed hug, but only your arms are hugging while your head is nuzzling and you are giggling about whatever it is that makes you giggle 🙂

“wanna go pretzel?”
“oooooh, dirty”
“urm, not really” 😉
n.
(pret-zuhl)
a small, salty, usually crunchy baked piece of.. pretzel.
comes in an infinite amount of shapes to guarantee you’ll buy them.
it is said they originated from a priest who made them to reward children for saying prayers correctly.
they attempted to rise up and -ssasinate our dictator, dubya, but sadly they failed and we’ll all die.
oh, and some are covered in chocolate too.
mmmm…
-i ate a pretzel.
-pretzels are nice
a snack food that almost killed george bush, whilst we spend millions of dollars to protect him.

a.k.a. the reason behind operation iraqi freedom.
what a loser! he almost died from snack food!
dangerous islamic weapon
i dont think we need an example
the weapon of m-ss destruction that dubya is so worried about.

the terrorists are going to plant them in convenient places so that we americans eat and choke on them. that’s what bush did, right?
he choked on a pretzel. a -pretzel.-
a male who, upon a post-hookup facebook check or upon hearing comments from witnesses of said hookup, turns out to be somewhat less attractive than one originally thought; often characterized by the taste of a pretzel.
girl 1: um yeah, he kind of tasted like a pretzel.
girl 2: he looked like a pretzel.

“that patrick – he turned out to be a real pretzel.”