Pretzel-Dog
during s-x, one partner does a headstand in the pretzel position(crossing your legs like a pretzel) while the other partner preforms b-tt s-x to the headstanding person. before taking part in this act, you may cover your bodies in salt. if desired, you may have various animals running around licking the salt off your bodies.
“hey i’ve had a great time tonight, do you wanna, maybe, pretzel-dog?”
“h-ll yeah! i’ll get my hamster!”
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