Pretzel Slut
1. someone who has an affinity to pretzels and is constantly eating them.
2. someone who is always trying to mooch pretzels from others to fuel their addiction.
3. someone craving the sight, smell, touch, and taste of pretzels.
“she is such a pretzel sl-t!”
“i know, don’t you think she gets tired of eating them?”
1)thieving corrupt b-tch that buys pretzels then takes your razberry juice you bought (without asking)when you were broke.
2)conniving mooching wh-r- thats been around the whole d-mn town.
3)hooker that eats sh-tfulls of cookies while whoring out to the max on the telephone with one of her many pimps everyday.
a:’geez, doesnt she ever get tired of being such a pretzel sl-t?’
b:’guess not, shes been doing that sh-t ever since she hit p-b-rty’
c:’ yah i know, she has an affinity to her pretzel sl-t dream, cant stop eating’
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