pretzel theory
developed in response to fish hook theory. an incoherent idea that suggests that the far left, the centre, and the far right are not as far removed from each other as originally thought and that in reality the radical centre’s need for balance ends up legitimizing/facilitating the far right or far left.
see also, fish hook theory and horseshoe theory
pretzel theory is delicious.
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