pretzel twisting
putting ones p-n-s(stolen) into a german vomans v-g-n-(pretzel) and thrusting vigorously until -rg-sm.
ryan: did you do some pretzel twisting last night with that chick?
alex: three times last night and once this morning, i’m a pretzel twisting machine.
oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, ja?
ja.
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