Preventive Parking


when you are going out drinking and you have to drive to the bar or party to get there. you park your car fully aware that you may have to leave it overnight in case you get all blacked out. this is to prevent a ticket or towing the next morning.
nah, man. it’s all good. i don’t have to move my car tonight because i engaged in a little preventive parking before i got here. thanks, though – good lookin out. now let’s black out with our hawks out!

Read Also:

  • dwaynism

    a religion which originated in northeast pennsylvania. followers of the cultic faith practice an event called r-ssleradon. for more information, search r-ssleradon. “are you a catholic?” “no, i tried to convert to the satanglican church, but i couldn’t so i converted to dwaynism.-next best thing!”

  • prez

    another word for president. marty for prez!!! vote for marty! short for presentation. i gave a prez on html5 at work last wednesday. poser you are such a prez short for president. particularly used toward the president who doesn’t deserve respect because of the policy he conducts. our apefaced prez sucks sh-t in iraq another […]

  • Prickly Dinosaur

    when one has his pubic hair shaved and waits a week until his shaven area is extremely spikey and rubs it against ones face dude: wanna go pr-ckly dinosaur? chick: wait a week dumb -ss dude: oh yeah

  • DWEM

    dead white european males. term often used by blacks and generally non-whites in order to depreciate cultural achievments of western civilization. – t-dog, did you read voltaire’s book “candide”? – nope, he’s such a dwem.

  • DwetDream

    a wet day dream a day dream where you j-zz in your pants dude why are your pants wet? ” i hade a dwetdream bout miley cyrus”


Disclaimer: Preventive Parking definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.