Priametry
the business of measuring one’s p-n-s with a ruler or tape-measure.
german and other central european p-n-s’s can be measured with a 6″ ruler as they average 5.3″ long (measured on the top surface while erect) but irish p-n-s’s require a 12″ ruler as they are typically 6-1/2″ or longer.
the measuring of one’s generative organs. as coined by uberbagel. the process of measuring (“bacing”) must be done with an instrument known as a “kow”.
french priapisme, from late latin pripismus, from greek pripismos, from pripizein, to have an erection, from pripos, priapus. from latin metricus, relating to measurement.
“dude, my priametric reading generated a higher output than yours!”
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