Prickly Pear Cactus
when a guy shaves his p-b-s and lets it grow out until it reaches 5 o’clock shadow. shortly after, get a bl-w j-b from a chick and before you’re about to bust grab the back of her head and rub her face all over your pr-ckly p-b-s. the result is a rug burned faced with j-zz dripping from her nostrils and mouth.
i brought that a b-tch pr-ckly pear cactus as a house warming gift.
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