Pricktologist
n: a douchebag who excels at being a pr-ck. the upper echelon of pr-ckness. one who has earned the equivalent of a doctorate degree in being a pr-ck. d-ck cheney. rush limbaugh. osama bin laden.
newsreporter: wouldn’t your actions in the middle east irreparably damage the infrastructure there?
pr-ck cheney: i could care less about those ragheads!
newsreporter (to her cameraman): g-ddamm this guy’s a first-cl-ss pr-cktologist!
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