Priest zoned


the friend zone, only worse. when your girlfriend says that you’d make a good priest. think of it as a nice way of breaking up but without actually breaking up. while the male is in this state, he is in limbo. no one knows if or when you will get out.
me: my girlfriend just priest zoned me today…

friend: d-mn. that sucks.

me: no sh-t sherlock.

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