Prime Day

any random day in which something exciting is supposed to happen but what happens is worthless cr-p. (see april fool’s day)
happy prime day! have some free used condoms!
following a severe disappointment following amazon’s take on black friday sale for it’s prime members. primeday is now a quant-tative term to describe someone’s huge disappointment about certain event, especially if judging by the signs prior to the the event it was meant to be an amazing event.
q: hey man! how’s it hanging, how was the party? a: it was a primeday! only one person turned up, my mom…
an utterly disappointing day. one which likely had a lot of hype and build up leading up to the day, but ultimately failed to deliver on its promises or live up to one’s expectations.
d-mn, i waited in line for hours to buy my new phone and now it turns out that the thing is totally lame, apps are lagging, and it keeps dropping calls. this has been a total prime day!
the day where amazon still makes mad profits just off the number of prime memberships sold, usually due to the hype of a large sale.
i’m glad amazon had such a nice prime day.
having a m-ssively disappointing day. just as amazon.com disappointed the m-sses on prime day 2015 (“black friday in july”).
“how was your day?” “uugh. it was such a prime day.”
the feeling of having a bad day to worst day ever.
today was such a prime day. my boss just fired me. girlfriend dumped me. but at least i saved 15% on my insurance by switching to geico. can happy hour come any sooner?
a day that is a total failure. origin is july 15, 2015, when amazon.com created a fake holiday advertised to rival black friday where it completely over promised and under delivered.
me: “man sorry i couldn’t make it to your bachelor party – my wife’s appendix burst and we were in the hospital all night.”
friend: “you got lucky – it was a total disaster, i got stabbed by the stripper, she stole my wallet and now i have a rash!”
me: “prime day!”
friend: “pretty much”