Princess Breaker
a ‘princess breaker’ needs to be used on select princess’ of the world. since they are so spoiled, pampered and out of touch, a sense of humility (via degradation) needs to be bestowed upon them. i suggest the following:
1) do her doggy style
2) slip out and move to rough -n-l s-x
3) whip it out and ask her to suck it (atm)
4) blow your load in her face
-5) optional (only for those real b-tches) is to augment step 4 with a strawberry shortcake.
can you imagine anything better to put a princess in her place?
jim: “last night i found this jewish girl – wow, she is so spoiled, but she is pretty dirty in the sake. it is going to cost me to be with her though…
john: “you know what, you need to do a princess breaker – then she if she wants you to spend any money on her”
jim: “f-ck it, why not – sounds like fun”
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