Princess Nap


when a girl sleeps with her face off of the pillow all night or just for a short nap, and makes sure not to sleep too deeply. this way, when she wakes up, her makeup is still perfect, and she looks like a “princess.”
john and i have only been dating for a couple of weeks. i don’t want him to think i’m ugly in the morning so i’ve been taking princess naps

my date is in an hour…i’m going to take a princess nap for 20 minutes before eric picks me up
is how pretty boys get their rest between paryting.
we going out tonight?

yeah, just gotta get a princess nap in.

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