Princess Peach


someone who seems to perpetually be in another castle.
sorry, mario, but our princess is in another castle.
a fine sweet -ss. and a nice rack too.
unfortunatly, she’s always in another castle. 8 seems to be her lucky number.
king koopa and mario fight over who gets to f-ck with her, but we all know she gets off with luigi.

shes hot, even in 2d, dont say otherwise.
sorry, but the princes is f-cking in anotehr castle.
the princess of the mushroom kingdom, which mario, a plumber, who’s general goal is to rescue her from the clutches of the monster named bowser.
it appears that princess peach is missing-again.
a princess with long blond hair, has a crush on a plumber, and every other day she is kidnapped by a giant fire breathing turtle.
toad: man we realy need to get better securoty….
(n.) princess peach toadstool of the mushroom kingdom. (somewhere in north america)
statistics:
age: somewhere in her twenties
height: 5’6″
hair: reddish-blonde
eyes: blue
cup size: to be determined…
mario, you’ve got to save princess peach again!
she is a character from super mario bros. videogames. peach is the princess of the mushroom kingdom. she is constantly tormented by the evil bowser, where he is always kidnapping her. she escapes everytime because of the aid of mario. her relationship with mario is unknown to this day. aside from her royal duties, peach is a remarkable tennis and golf player, and even a fighter.
clearly the best character in mario kart 64.
you think you can beat me with yoshi? psshh… i’d like to see you try.

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