Principles of Lag
a phrase that describes a state in which anything is possible.
commonly used during video games to describe a cheap or ridiculous death.
“by the principles of lag, i should be able to shoot this person, even though they are actually behind me.”
“dude…i was in the room the whole time. how did i not see you come in?”
“by the principles of lag.”
“by the principles of lag, i will ace this biochem exam.”
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