Prindie
a thing that is pre indie. it came before indie became a mainstream word, back when life was easy and not everyone had heard of the kinks.
two young men in a room, quietly sipping vintage rum whilst revelling in the calming breeze oozing through the window
1: dude, i dunno if you heard of this way prindie band…
1 looks away in a way that suggested he had something to hide, a deep, powerful secret that would shatter both men’s lives in an instant.
2: what are they called?
1 looks back, suddenly enthused to find 2 there before him, a man he had often seen but ever truly looked for. he kew he had found his love, his one true friend in life.
1: oh, well that’s what makes them prindie, i think they were too obscure to be remembered….
a person who is both pretentious, and indie. often irritating.
prindie kid: would you like to go out sometime?
girl: i’d love to!
prindie kid: i was thinking about renting a foreign film and making a tofu salad, or we could go for some fair trade coffee and look for the new mew alb-m!
girl: forget it…douche.
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