Printing Bandit
a person notorious for sending items to a community printer or copy machine, and never picking them up.
jarod: “hey, did you print this? this is the 5th time somebodies printed something and never picked it up!
eric: “no man, i thought that you printed it and left it there.”
danielle: “sorry guys, that was me! my bad!”
jarod and eric: “ah ha! alas, we finally caught you! you are the printing bandit!”
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