prison victory
any time you prevent yourself from getting f-cked in the -ss, either literally or figuratively, it is a prison victory, because only in prison is this considered a victory.
reggie: we were outnumbered, but we worked hard and we blocked the committee from hiring carrie’s dipsh-t cousin. thank g-d! i consider this a victory.
bert: a victory? are you kidding? you call not getting f-cked in the -ss a victory? maybe that’s a victory in prison. yeah, that’s it, it’s a prison victory.
reggie: huh? a prison victory?
bert: yeah, cuz only in prison is it considered a victory when you don’t get f-cked in the -ss. anywhere else, you just take it for granted, you don’t even think about it. you don’t go to sleep at night and think, “thank g-d, i didn’t get f-cked in the -ss today.” but in prison, each day that goes by without getting f-cked in the -ss is a victory. all we did was avoid getting f-cked in the -ss. all we got was a prison victory.
reggie: d-mn, bro. d-mn.
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