Pristiq
desvenlafixine marketed as pristiq is a new except nor really & over-marketed anti-depressant of the ndri cl-ss, meaning the drug inhibits the reuptake of serotonin as in ssris, as well as norephedrine. serotonin can be attributed to energy and livelihood, norephedrine to focusability and maturity in a broad sense. ups?: will give a lazy person a few hours of motivation to do normal things in life, like shower, answer the phone, maybe even work a shift at a waiter gig. downs?: if you’re a male, zero chance at horniness. you want to eat everything. insomnia. pillhead/pharm geek’s advice? take it with wellbutrin, which inhibits dopamine reuptake– it’ll restore your libido and give you a litttle positivity. but seriously… your munchies will never go away. you’ll spend stupid amounts on candy and ice cream.
only take pristiq with wellbutrin, or your p-rn will be worthless. oh! if you can, take some adderall, too! that’s a guaranteed good mood 😉 and you won’t gain 30 lbs!
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