Pristo


pristo (originating from the word pro, pristo is said to be the name for “pro of all pro’s”) it is also know to be one of the s-xiest names ever, (its just as s-xy as the name ‘tootill’) this therefore means that there can be a very big spark between a certain tootill and pristo. a perfect match can be made between a pristo and a tootill but to find two of this kind together is very rare indeed.
however, my senses are telling me, there is a very big possibily that a certain pristo and certain tootill will go very far in life together. matthew pristo often meaning ‘pro s-x god’ and jennifer tootill meaing ‘an extreme s-x god’ these pro’s have a lot in common and could last a life time together
‘did you see them pro’s the other day, they were almost up to pristo and tootill’s standards.
‘that girls so s-xy, she could almost be a tootill’
‘those two seem like the perfect match reminds me off the pro’s matthew and jennifer’

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