Pritcharditis
the swelling of the part of your brain that makes you do stupid, loud, and/or destructive things. usually as a result of residing in pritchard hall, the largest all-male dorm west of the mississippi.
g-ddammit, i just broke (insert expensive possesion here)!.. my pritcharditis is acting up again.
“ahhhhhhhhhhh, m-th- f-cka!” ‘what the h-ll was that?’ ‘probably just pritcharditis…’
man, someone cut the brand-new big screen tv! effin’ pritcharditis…
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