private
the word my 2 year old uses when referring to his p-n-s.
2 year old in tub: “mommy, my private can float on the water!”
me: “that’s great sweetie, now stop touching it ok?”
a respectful term for t-st-cl-s or female organs.
some parents tell their children to wash their privates in the bath.
the lowest rank in the army. this man can pull more detail then anyone in the world, can spend all day pick sh-t up. will answer any question with an excuse. aka sh-tbag, one strip, high speed, airborne, -sshole, jerk off.
sgt: hey high speed didn’t i tell you pick that sh-t up off the side walk.
pvt: well what you see happend is i was going too but then i was h-t by a car and i forgot.
sgt: i don’t wanna hear that bullsh-t pvt, now get to picking that sh-t up, before i make you do some f-cking flutter kicks you f-cking sc-mbag.
a sporting good chance of not getting caught.
we did in private because it was so great, we might have done something illegal.
lowest rank in the army, something secret.
“thats private information”
“private bob!”
the name you call a coworker in reciprocation of when that coworker consistently refers to you as chief, boss, captain, or hoss.
how’s it going boss?
leave me alone private.
not for you to effing touch.
it’s mine.
this journal is private
means
dont f-cking read it.
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