Private Donut
proper noun.
the best character on the popular web series red versus blue. this character is found wearing light red (pink) armor, and also sporting the alter-ego “00 donut” or, “agent d00nut”. he can be seen flying around on a jet pack saving the princess from the evil goblin in this form. he is also known as, but not limited to; franklin donut, private biscuit, lieutenant mcm-ffin, commander pop n’ fresh (with golden, flakey crust!), major cinnamon buns (contains b-ttery goodness.), corporal croissandwich, and admiral b-ttercrust. all of the above (except franklin) names are said by donut’s great freind caboose. but one question still remains… is donut really a she?
the wise words of d00nut, “thrill or be thrilled!”
acctualy, this is where a lonely low ranking officer in the armed forces has to make do with a donut for s-xual company. say, if his hand has been blown off an dhe cant get an other private to blow him off.
im just off for a private donut!
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