Private Johnson
originates from my pants, means my meat, my d-ck, my c-ck, my johnson! he is my private part thus private johnson is born, fear him as he will f-ck you into oblivion!
johnson: yo kid
kid: sup johnson
johnson: why u talkin to my meat n-gg-?
kid: huh?
johnson: this is private johnson -smacks the kid in da face wit his meat-
kid: das dirty.
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