Private Square
your ‘private square’ is an invisible square that covers the top of your chest to just below your ‘privates’. when someone (ie a rapist) moves to touch you inappropriately in this area, you must show them your ‘private square’.
-hold hand out in a stop sign-
stop, don’t touch me there!
-do a 4 point motion of the square-
this is my private square!
-move arms rigidly up and down-
r. a. p. e!
-point finger in a nagging motion-
keep your hands away from me!
-flail arms wildly as if you’ve just won the argument-
b-tch, go rape someone else!
elly: i was almost totally raped last night
nick: oh my g-d, are you alright?
elly: yeh, i showed him my private square and he ran away, defeated.
2 more definitions
a square surrounding your ‘privates’. find your private square by placing your left upper arm just above your br–sts, and your right upper arm below your genital area.
head
—-left arm
br–sts
stomach
crotch
—-right arm
legs
now to complete the private square you must sing the song. on the words capitalized, slap your upper legs then alternate left and right hands.
stop, dont touch me there, this is my private square
stop, dont touch me there, this is my private square
“mmmhm!” he is welcome to touch my private square.”
“hands off the private sqare -sshole.”
a p-n-s or v-g-n-
luanne: this is my private square, please do not touch me there, nooooooooooooooooooo rape!
bob iii: aww, i wanted to get laid.
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