private swell


when a man is attending a pool party or any event which he will be bare-chested at, and he does numerous push-ups, crunches, and isometric exercises behind closed doors in order to look swollen when he returns to the party.
brian: “yo, f-ckin private swell right now upstairs, i’ll go first, you watch the door”

jamie: “ight yo let’s get f-ckin swollen.”

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