Pro-Active Laziness
other wise known as pl, pro-active laziness is where you plan so well that you can do f-ck all all day and yet still accomplish so much without lifting a fat -ss off the couch
for the opposite see reactive laziness
pro-active laziness is :
-doing internet shopping for xmas and food.
-picking places with escalators instead of steps
-planning a whole journey to another country so deep that it requires no amount of walking whatso ever
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