proactive procrastination
the act of engaging in a useful and beneficial task when you are supposed to be doing something more important.
bob is always in a state of proactive procrastination. instead of doing his homework, he does his laundry and cleans his room.
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where a prolapse meets teabagging. “hey, eric has fallen asleep, lets probag him!” “oh man, i was p-ssed out drunk last night and the guys probagged me.”
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when you have many pokes to reply to on facebook, and you choose to reply to only certain ones to save time. katie-i poked you months ago and you still haven’t replied! jessie-i’ve been selective poking, i had too many, but you’re next, i promise!
- self-declared
a declaration of a statement made by oneself, neither supported nor agreed by others. ‘hey there’s no school tomorrow!’ ‘isnt it just your own self-declared holiday?’
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- sellin wolf tickets
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