Problimedes
the great 21st century problem solver.
problimedes is a direct descendant of archimedes.
anyone can become problimedes by solving a problem then declaring, “i am problimedes”.
“ok, ok so it still doesn’t work?”
“hmm, what’s changed?”
“the batteries are different!!”
“try it without the batteries!”
“eureka! it works!”
“i am problimedes!”
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