proboscis weasel
any of the small creatures that live within the nose. “boogers” within the nostrils is infact proboscis weasel sh-t. “snot” in the nose is actually urine from the proboscis weasel. they cause no other harm than clogging your nasil p-ssage. you’re born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.
this d-mn proboscis weasel is giving me so many boogers, it p-sses me off!
i’ve been so busy picking out all the boogers my proboscis weasel leaves that i forgot to pick up little betsy from school.
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